The air freshner conspiracy

Remember years back when they introduced "plug ins" they were the be all and end all of the air freshner industry. So like good little sheeple we all went out and bought them and noticed that they lasted for like two days and then didn't work anymore. Shortly thereafter Johnson and Johnson (a family company) brought out plug ins scented oil "that don't quickly fade away" In other words, "sorry idiots the product we produced and sold you previously really doesn't work worth a damn but this one does." So we sheeple went out and bought the scented oil thingies. Shortly thereafter they bring out the "scented oil fan" because the scented oil thingies didn't spread the scent around the room. In other words "sorry idiots, the new and improved product that we have been producing and selling you really doesn't work worth a damn but this one does" I never fell for it a third time, you know based on the "fool me once" theory. I switched to the Febreze noticeables which, really, actually, truly do work, isn't that a novelty?

By the way, on the TV advert for the aforementioned air freshners they show the packaging for the Hawaiian breeze scented oil fan which has a picture of a hibiscus bloom on it. Hibiscus have no scent so I am not sure how they contribute to the breeze at all.

Michael Vick's apology was very eloquent and well rehearsed. I saw that some people were impressed that he seemed to speak from the heart and without notes. It is easy to speak without notes when you have been rehearsing the speech with your lawyers every day for three weeks. I did notice that he failed to apologize to the dogs that he brutally murdered. We shall have to see what happens in the future for Michael Vick. Personally I think the only thing he could do to redeem himself in my eyes is to volunteer to enter a room full of hungry pit bulls dressed only in a thick layer of beef fat.

John Edwards' hypocrisy knows no bounds. He tells Americans that they should give up their SUVs when he owns both an SUV and a truck and flies around on a private plane. I honestly don't know how he can say this stuff with a straight face.

One of Hillary Clinton's major fundraisers turns out to be a) a bit shady and b) a convicted felon on the run from a prison sentence in California. Strange how that hasn't made the news.

Almost every summer evening in North Carolina smells like barbeque.

If Barack Obama ever gets ahead of Hillary in the polls he will be assassinated. Hillary will see to it. If anyone thinks that she is going to let anyone get in the way of her political ambitions then they are sadly mistaken.

What time do Morning Glories open up in different time zones?

Ditto Four O'Clocks.

If I keep putting on weight and have to buy a new wardrobe I am going to be sooooooo mad. What is the point of saving money not buying cigarettes if you are going to have to spend a fortune buying new clothes?